Oh we are getting into the phase where Hamslice is figuring things out, and the moment of comprehension comes out statements that make me do a "double take":
"Mommy, be sure to put on your socks and makeup; otherwise you won't be beautiful."
H: Why are there these things on my rug?
Me: Those are baseballs and footballs... you know... SPORTS.
H: What are splorts?
"Pythons kiss by eating your head" (pronounced as "Pypethons")