Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Stuff my Kid Says

Oh we are getting into the phase where Hamslice is figuring things out, and the moment of comprehension comes out statements that make me do a "double take":

"Mommy, be sure to put on your socks and makeup; otherwise you won't be beautiful."

H:  Why are there these things on my rug?
Me: Those are baseballs and footballs... you know... SPORTS.
H: What are splorts?

"Pythons kiss by eating your head" (pronounced as "Pypethons")

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