tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-286001042024-03-13T09:59:17.560-04:00The Chesapeake ExplorerEx-Urban parenting adventures in Baltimore CountyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger377125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-30858107211794579842022-03-27T12:20:00.001-04:002022-03-27T12:20:13.065-04:00Physics?<p> Last week I caught Hamslice screwing off during his homeschool classes, switching between class and online video reels of anime and cartoons. I got pretty codependent to the point where he was listening for me to wheel my chair backwards and then when he heard that he would flip to his schoolwork. I spent half of my time during the day trying to silently stand to catch him in the act. I caught him probably 4 times out of 20, but I saw him flip the screen each time. </p><p><br /></p><p>Obviously I lost my temper with this and started shouting. I may have also whopped him up side the head. While this was not a healthy setup, my resulting guilt did open a channel of communication where we started talking about what made life worth living. We decided that videos were not the thing that makes life worth living (although Hamslice is still unconvinced), but that things in line with a future career that were fun would receive 100% of our support. </p><p>To this end, Hamslice said that for entertainment, he would like to go back to Magic on Friday nights (the card game, not the trickery) and that he wanted to focus on physics.</p><p>I immediately hired an online tutor, and just a few minutes ago he finished his first tutoring session. </p><p><br /></p><p>THIS KID ENROLLED HIMSELF IN COLLEGE AP PHYSICS. He is 14.<br /></p><p><br /></p><p>And, the tutor worked with Hamslice for an hour, with Hamslice keeping up with the tutor. I am skeptical that he is at AP college physics level, but will continue to watch the tutoring sessions to see what this looks like over time. <br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-41066183797215445112022-03-25T07:22:00.001-04:002022-03-25T07:22:58.531-04:00So, Homeschool. <p> After returning to school, Little Ham was able to re-assimilate and is back to his friends and social circle, and doing well in school. </p><p>Meanwhile, Hamslice entered highschool as Grade 9 after 1.5 (ish) years out for the pandemic... initially he did OK but then we noticed that his sense of self was eroding. His depression flared up and he was nearly unresponsive. He walked around slouched over, he was unable to look people in the eye, and his face was a mask without emotion. </p><p>In January, after agonizing over how to help him, and realizing that the HS was unable to provide support because they were dealing with the vestiges of the pandemic (teacher absences, COVID protocols, so many students out sick or quarantined) that he was left to fend for himself in classes with little to no content and a student body that was un-socialized and savage to someone who is not neurotypical.</p><p>Hamslice described students following him throughout the school day purposefully bumping into him over and over, and teasing him. </p><p>We were at a critical junction, and realized this may be a life or death situation. At this point we decided to try homeschooling. </p><p>We withdrew Hamslice in January 2022 and he is now with Mom in the loft above the garage working through Khan Academy with additional tutoring support through Outschool.com </p><p>Hamslice's immediate response to homeschool was to sit next to Mom and watch cartoons overlaid on top of his lessons. He put in headphones and was lost to the Internet entertainment machine for about a month. </p><p>Mom noticed that his demeanor was not improving, which was both concerning and aggravating, because she was well aware that he was watching cartoons all day. At a breaking point, she tore the ear phones out of his ears and there was a lot of shouting and threatening to return him to school if he didn't stop watching entertainment videos. There was punishment, and he was put under extreme supervision to ensure that he did not watch non-educational videos. </p><p>His reaction was surprising -- he was grateful. He described the online entertainment content as "like cocaine" and he didn't want to be so addicted but didn't know how to stop. He said "I needed help"</p><p><br /></p><p>Fast forward a month, and he is back to watching cartoons over his educational videos, but now they are tiny in the corner of the screen. Mom hit another breaking point yesterday and chased him around the workspace, swatting him in the head. Today his screen is mirrored onto a large screen TV so Mom can see everything he sees. all day. No surprises. </p><p><br /></p><p>Reaction: More gratitude. </p><p><br /></p><p>Baffling. <br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-20897908212731845202021-06-18T08:25:00.004-04:002021-06-18T08:25:58.747-04:00The Great Maturation<p>After the boys were both vaccinated, they returned to in-person school 4 days/week. Wednesdays inexplicably remained "asynchronous days" where they were required to stay home each week. We were very surprised to learn how much both boys had matured in contrast with their classmates. Not only did they each grow about a foot, and their voices changed while in quarantine, but their minds and attitudes grew up so much as well. <br /></p><p>The difference upon returning to school was dramatic. Hamslice, who has historically not been a great student, started excelling! He raised his grades so much that he won awards for 'most improved' in English and Math. Hambone and I are gobsmacked.</p><p>Meanwhile, Little Ham rebounded from being caught plagiarizing most of his English and Math homework from the Internet during virtual school. He managed to recover well, and is registered for "algebra camp" over the summer. he learned a lot during COVID, but not about his school subjects. <br /></p><p>As of now, school has ended for all intents and purposes, there are just a few 'makeup' days that are half-days consisting of movies and busy work. We are headed out to Michigan soon to stay at our new beach house. </p><p>Everything is reopened now, and we feel very much like we are on the other side of the crisis, and we could not be more relieved. <br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-65964838350739129462021-04-15T13:32:00.003-04:002021-04-16T08:37:41.343-04:00Returning<p> While the pandemic does not really seem to be over, every state and person seems to be moving on anyway. Schools have reopened, businesses are reopening... and the rapidly increasing case load of COVID doesn't seem to bother anyone. </p><p>And so we emerge, battered and blinded by the sun, inch by inch back into real life. It was delightful in our cocoon of TV and telling time by the abrupt start of the robot vacuums every day at 2 (upstairs) and 5 (main floor). At this point we have all had our first dose of vaccine and are becoming more brave. </p><p>In an outright flagrant display of vaccination boldness, I registered the boys for sleep away camp this summer -- two weeks of independence might be just what the doctor ordered for these teenagers. </p><p>I've noticed that I am unclenching a bit myself as well. I have started using different purses and learning Spanish again, and am becoming just that much more flexible now that it doesn't feel like the world is actively ending.</p><p>Life is good.<br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-65856553043925606842021-02-07T10:02:00.003-05:002021-06-18T08:27:11.036-04:00Beautiful Snowstorm<p> We have had some lovely snowstorms roll through this winter. Last week was a snow hurricane and today is a nor'easter, each of which brought a few inches of snow. </p><p>With schools closed down to virtual learning and office attendance optional, the snow has moved to its rightful place as a thing of beauty, instead an annoyance. I like this much better!</p><p>It has been interesting to see the details of life changing. For instance, this morning I spent some time putting movie titles on our family calendar so we can have quality movies to watch on Fri and Sat nights. We have watched so many shows that it is becoming a challenge to find something interesting to watch. Good movie titles are like currency now.</p><p>I mark time by how many cosmetics I have used. Yesterday I noticed that I am coming to the end of my second compact of foundation since this all started. Yet... At the beginning of Covid I thought it was stupid to wear makeup at all while being quarantined. </p><p>Tonight is the super bowl, and we are all in, primarily for the snacks. We are not sure who is playing. </p><p>The goats are well, but because there has been so many rain and snowy days, their hooves are pretty rotted. I trimmed them yesterday and am a little worried about Charlie and Delilah. Hopefully some dry days are ahead. </p><p>The boys are getting so independent these days, it's unnerving. They don't want to hang out all the time anymore and are trying to take charge of their own responsibilities. I am constantly amazed by them.</p><p><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-244079065832272122020-12-12T08:51:00.001-05:002020-12-12T08:51:20.782-05:00Where's all the Food?<p> On Sunday, I ordered some groceries through a delivery service like we're supposed to do in quarantine. The person doing the shopping asked me if I really wanted as much chicken, and she sent me a photo of the chicken she bought. However, when she put the delivery on the doorstep, no chicken was in there. When I called the delivery service, they said "How about your $30 back. There was no explanation about where my chicken was.</p><p>We figured that the delivery person may have just needed the chicken more than we did. </p><p>Then our vegetable delivery came -- this service has been spotty for a while, for instance last week they delivered 30 carrots and some spoiled blueberries along with 6 moldy cucumbers. Yesterday's delivery had one half of one carrot, one half of one sweet potato, spoiled lettuce, blueberries and some pears and avocados that were so unripe you could use them for baseballs.</p><p>While nobody is talking about food shortages, we suspect something is afoot again. In response, we cancelled the vegetable delivery service. We just aren't sure that we need to take that much food out of the system for just us. </p><p>Our household has devolved to a few standard meals and some baking, but the early pandemic culinary adventures have sort of petered out. And now we wait. The vaccine was approved yesterday, so hopefully we won't be stuck in here for too many more months.<br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-73194670188654961952020-11-27T10:26:00.003-05:002021-06-18T08:29:11.837-04:00Reminders of our Old Life<p> We are so settled in with Covid quarantine that we hardly notice Anymore, except for some times when we can't help but compare...</p><p><br /></p><p>For instance yesterday was Thanksgiving Day and I wanted to cook the full, traditional meal, complete with pie, homemade gravy, homemade stuffing and yam casserole. I figured since no one was coming over, I would relax and take my time...the meal would be ready when it was ready.</p><p>So...fast forward to 10 am and literally everything was done and we were sitting down to eat.</p><p><br /></p><p>This morning I wanted to take the day to decorate for Christmas. Wanted to take my time and really do it right.</p><p>Here it is right now at 11:24 and we are all done, packed up and watching a movie.</p><p><br /></p><p>It reminds me how much speed we used to need all the time because we were so busy all the time.</p><p><br /></p><p>Hm. Well, Merry Xmas 😁</p><p><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-60201303116551297342020-11-22T14:08:00.005-05:002020-11-22T14:08:35.436-05:00The Eagle, the Hawk, and "The Mother"<p>As we learn more about predatory ecosystems with our chickens, Chapter 2 is about aviary predators. Last weekend at about 2pm (the time when we usually let our hens out to free range) we noticed a hawk sweeping over the chicken field, taking a strategic roost overlooking the chicken pen. </p><p>That's predator #1. </p><p>Then we noticed high up in the sky a bald eagle was circling slowly. No we're not kidding, this was an honest to goodness bald eagle. Predator #2, both at the same time.<br /></p><p>So, of course we did not open the chicken pen that afternoon. </p><p>After 20 minutes or so of circling, the eagle lost patience. In a hissy fit of frustration, the eagle dove into our field, scraping his talons along the ground for anything that might be under there. He left empty handed, as far as we could tell. He did not have a chicken, at any rate. </p><p>Later on that evening, in an unrelated event, the boys started referring to me as "The Mother." Not mom, or mother... "The Mother." as in 'don't throw paper towels at "The Mother"' or "don't anger "The Mother." This moniker has stuck for over a week now, yay.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-32982248680633882302020-11-07T06:29:00.007-05:002020-11-11T08:21:01.699-05:00Chicken Hippies and the Air Fryer<p> So we all started feeling sorry for the chickens all penned up next to the coop. In the afternoons, between 2 and 8pm, the boys started letting them out for some scratch and run time. It was nice for the chickens and assuaged our guilt about their lifestyle.</p><p>Of course, after 2 months of this hippy behavior, the foxes came back and ate 10 chicks in one day. So now we will be more focused on keeping the chickens in the pen instead of having so much leisure time for them.</p><p>In other news, I finally broke down and bought an air fryer a few weeks ago. We have enjoyed this purchase very much -- it makes outstanding french fries, tater tots and chicken fingers. Emboldened by that success, we have literally tried air frying every food that comes in the house. </p><p>Air Fryer foods that are a little "meh"</p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>beets (unless you slice them really thin and commit to beet chips)</li><li>bananas (see "beets" above)</li><li>kale -- if you like kale chips, then definitely put this in the air fryer. Our problem is that we don't like kale chips.</li><li>green tomatoes -- definitely bread them, and then be prepared for them to taste like pickles.</li></ul><p>Air Fryer foods that are a huge success</p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Mozzarella sticks (OMG OMG OMG)</li><li>Any potato product (fries, tots, etc.) <br /></li><li>Fish sticks (soak cod in milk, then bread and air fry)</li><li>Chicken nuggets (homemade or store bought)</li><li>Pizza rolls (although my boys prefer the soggy microwaved version) </li></ul><p>We have also purchased three robot vacuums (one for each floor and one for the office) because with all of this stay at home time, the floor is taking a beating. We run them all the time. It's ironic, I know -- we are literally home all the time due to the pandemic, but we can't be bothered with vacuuming in any way. <br /></p><p> <br /></p><p><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-49311273451185781572020-09-13T07:01:00.000-04:002020-09-13T07:01:28.282-04:00New Chickens, and the Goat Tussle<p> Hambone ordered another 50 chickens that we moved to the big chicken house yesterday. We felt we might have better survival success if we add netting to the top of the chicken coop (for airborne predators) and we are keeping the chickens inside the pen until at lease 11am to keep the fox at bay. </p><p>This limits the 'free range' a bit, but is a little more time in the coop worth it for survival? We are betting on "yes".</p><p>As we refitted the chicken coop and fenced in area yesterday, our dog Elwood was out in the field with the goats. It has been an uneasy peace between the dog and the goats for over a year now, where Elwood chases and taunts the goats until the goats line up and butt Elwood in the stomach with their horns.</p><p>Yesterday Elwood fought back and took ate half of Charlie Goat's left ear. We realized something was amiss when Charlie Goat stood stock still right by all of us as we worked, with his head cocked down to one side. We suspect that Elwood ate and swallowed the ear. </p><p><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-39956196148015556972020-08-28T18:12:00.003-04:002020-08-28T18:15:31.279-04:00The Great Chicken Massacre<p> As our eggs rise in popularity throughout the neighborhood, so also did the taste of our chickens to the local fauna. I may have mentioned in some earlier posts that we have seen some shrinkage in our flock due to the increase in predators.</p><p>We are now down to 6 chickens from our initial flock this spring of 47. The good news is that we now know what is eating the vast majority of them; a red fox has moved in just down the hill. </p><p>This is no ordinary mouse/vole/mole/vermin eating fox, this fellow (or lady, for that matter) has a particular taste for free range organic chickens. And this fox is not intimidated by our dogs, our goats, or by Hambone waving his arms and yelling. It will stop at nothing until it can sink its tiny, razor sharp teeth into the neck of one of our chickens. One particularly bad day, this fox ate THREE chickens.</p><p>The remaining chickens all seem to suffer from PTSD. The brown chicken hardly leaves her nest anymore, and she continues to try to hatch rocks instead of eggs. Hambone dutifully throws the rocks out of her nest each night, but the next day they are right back in the nest. <br /></p><p>To protect the hens, we have reinforced the gate around the chicken house so there is no possible way for the fox to enter the chicken coop area. We are also leaving the door to the chicken yard closed until 10am -- just past fox hunting hours. This week we successfully kept the foxes and chickens apart for four days straight.</p><p>In the meanwhile, Hambone bought a local widow's lot of shotguns and rifles. Her husband was an avid hunter, and now Hambone is determined to shoot the fox. </p><p>This morning, Hambone opened the gate to the chicken yard early, and sure enough, the fox visited straight away with 4 days of pent-up hunger. Before he even knew what was happening, Hambone saw the fox run off with a chicken by the neck. He shot *at* the fox, but (according to Hambone) the rifle was sighted in all wrong. He had three other good shots at the fox, so clearly (CLEARLY!) it was the rifle site. </p><p> Tonight all three boys, Hambone, Hamslice and Little Ham (who has requested the new name of "Pipsqueak") are all down the hill doing target practice and sighting in the rifle. It's a beautiful bonding picture of manliness. </p><p>There are another 40 chicks in our garage right now, maturing to the point where we can put them out in the chicken yard next spring for a "do over." And so life goes on. <br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-82809461854158240702020-07-19T06:42:00.001-04:002020-07-19T06:42:26.165-04:00The Long SlogIt looks like the Corona Virus isn't going anywhere. States reopened too quickly and the virus jumped from people in senior care facilities, prisons and New York City to"20-30 year olds in every state." This seems more difficult to contain.<br />
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So we stay home and do our best to pretend like this isn't wearing on us. Hambone and I had a long conversation yesterday, reminiscing about what it used to be like to shop at Target. We miss it.<br />
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To bring a little normalcy, we go for long drives in larger circles. We always start at home and end at home. We enjoy the drives a lot -- we play comedian sets on the radio and laugh and laugh as we avoid all other people. Sigh.<br />
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Our friend ML came over last night with her son. He has been struggling with feelings of isolation so it was a wonderful time for him to have a chance to play with our boys. They played hide and seek, and laser tag and jumped on the trampoline. So much laughter and smiling was wonderful for all.<br />
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This fall it looks like school will be online again which is a tremendous relief. This way I can still keep them in the public school system. I was planning to home school this fall to keep them out of the school buildings.<br />
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In a feat of incongruity, my companies (both of them!) are busier than ever. I have been completely under water for the last two weeks and have hired three new people, with plans to hire two more. I have also engaged two contractors. This is fantastic news, but does also make it difficult to manage the simultaneous care that my boys need. Once the new people are up to speed things should get a little easier.<br />
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Keepin' on keepin' on.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-12276450598582372682020-06-22T06:57:00.005-04:002020-06-22T07:06:29.662-04:00So I guess this is the "New Normal"In Maryland, the virus continues on its gruesome path, with most of us still staying home as much as possible. Our family has come to accept that this is just how things are now, and we will be ok. In a symbolic gesture, we ate the giant brisket (see "<a href="https://chesapeakeexplorer.blogspot.com/2020/04/the-corona-virus-hits-exurbs.html" target="_blank">Panic Shopping</a>" post from March) and are now settled in for summer break.<br />
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School "officially" ends today, although we received an email from school some weeks back that said the unofficial last day was last Friday, but the ACTUAL last day that curriculum occurred was two weeks ago.<br />
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To fill our days, we have purchased several classes on "<a href="https://outschool.com/?signup=true&usid=whey8xOK&utm_campaign=share_invite_link" target="_blank">outschool.com</a>" where the kids can learn anything they want (seriously... ANYTHING). Right now they are learning money management, personal responsibility, <a href="https://www.mathsisfun.com/numbers/fibonacci-sequence.html" target="_blank">fibonacci sequences</a>, PHP programming, virology, how to draw sharks, dungeons and dragons, topographic studies of the terrain in the video game "Zelda"... these classes are awesome. Sometimes I listen in as well.<br />
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The boys come to the office with me Monday - Thursday at 8:30 AM. They have their own offices in my company office space, and they do their work in their offices as though they are Jr. executives. At lunch time they come into my office and we eat together, then they go back to their offices. It's adorable and so amazing to me that it is working as well as it is. Hambone usually takes them home around 2pm. This works for all of us. <br />
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I have to take a moment out at this point to brag about my boys. Since COVID we have become a team. We are finally able to trust them to do what they say they are going to do, and to follow the rules of the house. It's like a miracle to me and Hambone is still trying to catch up with the total 180 degree shift in the household.<br />
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Yesterday we delivered eggs to one of Hamslice's classmates' houses and Hamslice saw his classmate for the first time in months. This young fellow had gained about 30 lbs and had lost a lot of his social skills since the end of school. His mom, like many of the others I've spoken with, stopped enforcing bedtimes for her kids once COVID hit. She also allows unlimited video game play and lets her kids set their own diet and daily schedules 100%. She is not parenting, she's acting as a roommate. Her oldest is 13 years old!<br />
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Hamslice and Little Ham got in the car and could NOT STOP TALKING about how grateful they are that they don't look and act like that kid. It was such a pleasure to hear them expounding on how happy they are for a routine and for discipline to make them into humans instead of ... whatever he was turning into.<br />
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I take it as a win. Our family is OK and is getting stronger every day, and if this Covid nightmare ever ends, we'll come out on top. So now I get it, and am willing to ride this out. <br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-70415812511301764352020-06-10T07:06:00.000-04:002020-06-10T14:44:28.407-04:00It's not funny anymoreIt's now the middle of June and school ends next week Friday. We have been in quarantine for more than 90 days, and now we're "suddenly reopened for most activities" even though the virus has not been able to be treated, there is no vaccine, and we don't really know why things are opened. It feels like people got sick of staying in, and so now we're open.<br />
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And, as people were getting more and more frustrated with quarantine, there was a horrific crime against George Floyd. This began a series of marches and protests worldwide, further increasing the pressure-cooker feel of this year.<br />
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The stock market is rising like crazy, in defiance of all logic or reality.<br />
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Nothing makes sense.<br />
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For now, I hold my babies tight, pray and wait. God help us all.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-73014879761653036992020-05-15T06:52:00.001-04:002020-05-15T06:52:39.173-04:00Weightless during CovidSo one of the things people complain about loudly online about the COVID quarantine is their weight. We are all indulging in comfort foods more often than we would at any other time, because we're all a little off center and want to feel better.<br />
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Hambone had the foresight to remove the battery from our bathroom scale on the 5th day of quarantine to keep us from obsessing. That was smart. Really really smart.<br />
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In other news, we haven't been able to get to a hair salon since February, which makes NO DIFFERENCE to the boys because I cut their hair anyway, but MY HAIR is a real disaster. It turns out I have gone pretty gray somewhere along the line and now I have tri-toned hair (dark brown, gray, and the brassy remnants of my last dye-job). There is no real date to look toward for a salon reopening AND accepting an appointment from me, so I bought hair dye online, and then two days later I bought some wigs because the hair dye was super back ordered and did not have a delivery date available.<br />
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Ah, vanity.<br />
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Yesterday the Governor started phase 1 of reopening the state, but our county executive is not in agreement. So this means "maybe you can go outside?" But it doesn't matter, we wouldn't go out in public anyway for a long, long time. <br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-91207038490114741082020-05-10T06:54:00.000-04:002020-05-15T07:01:30.494-04:00Mothers Day 2020Mothers' Day was low-key this year, as you can imagine. However, Hambone and the boys did their best to make it special anyway.<br />
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After dinner, Hambone made home made gluten free chocolate chip cookies and then made those into ice cream sandwiches with whip cream on top. It was a wonderful treat for us! And of course, I ate many more cookies after the sandwiches were gone. They were so good!<br />
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The boys made cards for me -- Little Ham's card said "I always knew you would be a good mom someday" and Hamslice's said "You may be annoying and cruel, but you are also kind and caring" <br />
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I'll take it =)<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-90342035825321897242020-05-07T07:14:00.001-04:002020-05-07T07:14:33.330-04:00We Don't Need No Education....Yesterday we heard the news that school will be closed for the rest of the year. That means from March 16 to June 22 we are homeschooling, using BCPS provided curriculum. Total time that we have no activities available for the kids as of today: 6 months and two weeks. That means no school, no summer camps, no Magic club, no sports, no Sky Zone, literally nothing to do outside of the home. We anticipate that "at some point" some of these non-school entities will be open again, but as of today, there remains a yawning span of primarily at-home activity.<br />
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So how am we doing? I honestly kind of prefer this. I love having this time with the boys, and I see them thriving without all the hustle bustle and peer pressure of school. We have hit a groove, where we all work during the day (them on school, me on... work) and then around 4, we all ease into the evening after a nice long walk.<br />
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Hambone has reduced his hours to 4 days/week, and he doesn't set a morning alarm anymore. My work is finally letting up, so I have less work overall to do. <br />
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As a family, we are having long conversations about things like "Why do people get married" and "What were you guys like when you were kids" and "Tell us about some of the jobs you used to have" and the connection between all four of us has never been stronger. We're like an old timey farm family from the 1800s, but with Amazon, Michaels' delivery, Pizza delivery and Instacart. We have never had this level of connection in our family.<br />
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When everything starts back up again, I will grieve the end of this time together.<br />
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Is it stressful? I'd be lying if I said no. The stress comes out in strange ways -- Hambone had the hiccups for three days (DAY AND NIGHT), and I have been eating frosting and marshmallows like I've just been released from Weight Watchers. My back spasms at night. My breathing is noticeably shallower, and so on. But it's not because of the time with family, it's because of the insane news cycle swirling in the background.<br />
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We are waiting to hear about school in the fall. As of today I am certain that even if schools open again I won't send Hamslice and I am on the fence about Little Ham. Home school has been a godsend for Hamslice (even with an admittedly bumpy start) and I am unconvinced that this virus mess will be resolved by fall. We've been talking at home that our boys may never see the middle school again -- the next time they go to public school may well be as high school students. This would be fine with me.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-25751431358236856222020-05-01T07:23:00.004-04:002020-05-01T07:24:06.697-04:00The Adventure continues: The Meat StorySince the Corona virus hit restaurants squarely in the teeth, Hambone's restaurant owner friends have shared the fact that they are required by contract to continue purchasing food and supplies at the same rate all the time. Since their restaurants have been closed for over a month, meat and other foodstuffs are piling up in the restaurant freezers.<br />
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Hambone worked out a deal with a local steak house to purchase 200 lbs of beef and pork from them at a discount. Half came to our house, half to Hambone's business partner, Mr. Chris.<br />
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Our hundred pounds arrived last night in restaurant-sized portions. And, because we were fueled by anxiety and opportunity, we processed all this meat into family meal sized portions and tossed it into freezer in about 20 minutes. We took care of all of it while the kids were watching a TV show.<br />
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Hambone suggested that the kids help, and I said no. The kids really shouldn't see this. In my mind, the food should just keep magically showing up. No need for them to see us doing these strange things. <br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-23254392684853396962020-04-28T09:10:00.003-04:002020-05-07T07:19:40.179-04:00The Corona Virus hits the ExurbsToday marks day 47 hundred thousand of the Covid-19/Corona virus quarantine. Our little family has fared quite well in spite of all of the madness around us, and I wanted to post something here to help remember our own personal memories of the pandemic.<br />
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But I'm only adding the funny things.<br />
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1) When the announcement was made that the state of Maryland was shutting down for quarantine, there was (of course) panic buying everywhere. On the VERY LAST DAY before we were not allowed outside anymore, Hambone and I BOTH went panic buying, unaware that the other was also shopping. Our combined quarry included these hilarious items:<br />
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<li>5 gallons of milk</li>
<li>15 boxes of cereal</li>
<li>1 can of whipped cream (I bought this)</li>
<li>5 boxes of Reses' peanut butter chocolate Easter eggs (Hambone bought this)</li>
<li>8 lbs of potatoes</li>
<li>4 racks of ribs </li>
<li>1 brisket that weighed a whopping 18 lbs. Hambone explained that the only meat left in Sam's Club was this big brisket and raw shrimp. Of course he went with beef. </li>
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2) The night before quarantine began, Hamslice left the doors to the chicken coop open and five of our chickens were killed by foxes.<br />
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3) On our second week of quarantine, we were drinking the milk that we had frozen from that initial shopping trip, and we had our usual delivery of fresh vegetables from Hungry Harvest (a company that delivers food that grocery stores won't sell because it doesn't match up with their standards). We usually get a nice variety of vegetables from this company but THIS TIME our delivery consisted of SEVEN HEADS OF BOK CHOY, two potatoes and four cartons of lettuce. I diligently cooked and served ALL seven heads in a variety of soups and stews. The boys WILL NOT STOP TALKING about how gross BOK CHOY is.<br />
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4) In the third week of quarantine, food shortages of eggs started hitting the grocery stores, and everyone we know started buying eggs from us. What dawned on us soon after the sales spiked, is that our egg customers were using an "egg run from the T's" as a family outing -- they brought vegetable scraps for the goats, and each egg pickup would take about 20 minutes with all of the visiting with animals. We were, of course, not welcome to join them because of the social distancing measures, so we watched all of our friends pet the goats through the windows, sighing wistfully for brighter days. However we are very happy to share our animals with our *very bored* friends and neighbors.<br />
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5) Easter was a super crunch for egg production. We suspect that some of the dozens we sold were colored and hid in peoples' yards for their kids to find. Again we helped to entertain the neighborhood. =)<br />
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6) As our little family grows more suspicious of grocery stores, we have started trading eggs for other food staples. One of our friends is "friends with a gardener" who trades fresh onions and veggies from her garden for a dozen eggs. At this point, a dozen eggs is evenly traded for two onions and a handful of potatoes. These friends also leave a couple of bucks for the kids, but we all really look forward to the fresh veggies more than the money.<br />
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7) Our kids have started using the bank. As their opportunities for spending their egg and chore money dry up, they have started handing over all of their money to me to put in the bank. Their reasoning is that having money lying around the house is just an opportunity for theft from each other, and in case the house would be broken into. I can't argue with that logic. They also have asked for their savings accounts to be transferred into stock market purchases. I am not making this up, people.<br />
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8) The weekend before the virus closures happened, I went out for a manicure and got a "dip nail" which is basically powder-coated fingernails. This color Would Not Come Off and as it grew out and out, it became pretty atrocious. Finally Hambone came to me with a can of acetone and said simply "It's time."<br />
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So with all of these funny things happening, you can see why I wanted to write this all down. More to come, I am sure, so stay tuned. As the governor says, "We're not out of the woods yet!" Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-72656638068987476012019-08-13T21:34:00.001-04:002019-08-13T21:34:36.932-04:00The Donkey DebacleIn a burst of over confidence after having such an enjoyable time with our new goats, I volunteered to take a pair of un-homed Donkeys from the animal rescue in PA as well. They were to be miniature donkeys, pets if you will, and they were described as the greatest family entertainment since Walt Disney.<br />
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The donkeys arrived by horse trailer in the middle of a dark and stormy Sunday night while the boys were away at camp, As soon as the donkeys exited the trailer, they looked at each other as a bolt of lightening streaked across the sky and HHEEEEE HAWWWED as loudly and as many times as they could without passing out. I have never heard an animal make a sound louder than these donkeys. Hambone and I looked at each other with grave uncertainty.<br />
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The animal rescue people mentioned that these donkeys were intact males, "Jacks" if you will. And then they got in their truck and left us with a couple of royal Jack asses. All through the night and the next day we heard voluminous HEE HAWWWING and the donkeys fought with each other as hard as they could. For instance, one would sidle up to the other, shoulder to flank in an adorable manner, and then reach down with teeth bared to bite the hell out of the other's leg. Or they would run up to each other and bite each others' necks and backs.<br />
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The Donkey Rage spread out to the goats and chickens as well. The only person who enjoyed the donkeys was Elwood, who would goad the donkeys into chasing him along the fence. Elwood the dog was sure this was a game, but judging by the donkeys' eyes, this was a murder mission. Lucky for all, the fence kept them separated.<br />
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We also started getting a few passive aggressive texts from the neighbors about the extreme noise of the donkeys. The noise just never got better.<br />
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That Wednesday, just a few days from drop off day, we begged the rescue to take the donkeys back. Mercifully, the trailer arrived a few hours later to take one of them away. The second left on that Sunday just a few hours after the boys returned from camp.<br />
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And that was the donkey adventure. Memorable. Noisy. Brief.<br />
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And the neighbors rejoiced. <br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-62190393741213411892019-07-16T06:46:00.001-04:002019-08-14T17:55:30.020-04:00Exploring FarmingSo we have been raising chickens for about a year and a half now--Hambone decided last April that it was time to teach the boys some responsibility so the poor chickens are our experiment in showing the boys what it means when you do or don't follow through on things. And being Hambone, we did not have a simple lot of 4 or 5 chickens show up. Instead we were blessed with 30 chickens all at once.<br />
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And of course when you live in the country and start talking about your thirty chickens, your neighbors who have chicken projects start donating their chickens to you. At one point we had a flock of about 36 running around in our yard.<br />
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Fast forward to winter, where there was a hungry mink in the yard and the flock dwindled to 12. This spring another dozen new chickens (plus two more from the neighbor) appeared in April like clockwork, thanks to the farm store.<br />
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The boys have really taken to the chickens, and while they still moan and complain about feeding and watering them, they've done a pretty good job. They sell a dozen eggs to the neighbors each weekend and earn a little money that way ($5 a dozen!) and all is well.<br />
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Mom watched all of this and at random heard from the local animal shelter that 100 goats had been forfeited. They were all pet goats, and Mom is such a big softie that she adopted two right away. They're pretty Nubian goats.<br />
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So why am I telling you all of this?<br />
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Well, Hambone and I noticed that the egg production of the chickens was waaaay down over the last week or so. like we're down from 12 a day to 3. This was a major conundrum for our boys' egg business. Then we noticed a black snake curled up in the corner of the hen house. Being an environmentalist, Mom said "Just leave the snake in there, it's not hurting anyone and it's not poisonous. It can't even eat the chickens." Meanwhile we looked for other solutions to the egg situation.<br />
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After a week of looking at possible other scenarios, Hambone went to the hen house to have a nice conversation with the snake about the eggs. When he opened the door, he noticed the snake was in the laying nest, curled around the eggs.<br />
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Hambone then chased the snake out of the hen house with a stick, and on its way out, the snake pooed an egg. Because Mom was against killing the snake (the idea was to bring the snake to Hambone's office to eat mice over there) Hambone used the stick to try to lift the snake into a bucket. When the snake was lifted up, it vomited out two more eggs.<br />
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All this commotion caused the chickens to flock around. They saw something food-like on the ground so they started trying to eat the puked eggs, and the goats seized this opportunity to rush into the hen house and start gobbling up the chicken's food like it was candy.<br />
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The snake was not cooperating with the bucket plan at all either, so Hambone was bending over, lifting the snake up in the air with the stick, and then right over the bucket, the snake made an artistic arc of its body so that it could not be placed into the bucket. Over and over, 20 times or so this happened. Meanwhile, the egg gorging and chicken food feast added a comedic level of chaos. Hambone's frustration at the entire scenario was the cherry on top.<br />
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This morning the snake is in the Tesla on its way to Rosedale, the chickens and the goats are reset for a new day. Two more goats arrive this week to add just one more level to the fun. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-68519690670220945972019-03-16T07:25:00.002-04:002020-06-22T07:10:51.713-04:00Jeepers Creepers...So my Middle Schooler rides the bus to school now, 45 minutes in the morning and 30 minutes in the afternoon, and he is receiving a Master's Degree in adolescence. Little Ham is physically developing a little faster than Hamslice and is besieged with curiosity and ideas about his body and... others' bodies.<br />
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Unrelated to the bus, Hambone and I decided to attend an event without the boys -- a 2 hour meeting with a church group. While we're gone, Hamslice calls us many times, completely beside himself regarding Little Ham's use of my laptop computer.<br />
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We rushed home from our event and the boys were "already in bed" when we got home, so I looked at the browser history and search word history on my laptop. Sure enough, there were little boy queries about "boobs" and "sex people" and so on. They had discovered some pornography sites, which were handily stored in my history.<br />
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So what to do.<br />
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Well, Mom had 3 brothers growing up and she knows a thing or two. And she is a fan of the theater.<br />
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Fast forward to breakfast, Mom comes into the kitchen all flustered with the laptop open to the worst of the pornographic sites that the boys had viewed the night before. I declared that the website had added code to my computer, and now this is the only thing that shows on the computer anymore and that I will need to do a FACTORY RESET to get rid of it. Then I just Left The Site Up on my screen all through breakfast, set on the counter right behind my face for all of breakfast.<br />
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Did I yell at them? No. Did I make threats? No. I feel like that was enough. I only wish I had the presence of mind to get a pic of their shamed faces as they poked at their shredded wheat.<br />
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(Then, of course, I changed the login to my laptop to keep them out of there forever)<br />
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Two weeks later, I get a call from school that Little Ham is using his school computer to show his classmates pictures of penises. The school asked if I had recommendations about how to handle it, and I explained about the situation above. The school followed my lead -- they took away Little Ham's laptop, replacing it with a desktop computer that he has to wheel around on a cart like the scarlet letter.<br />
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I said this was a great idea, and maybe they could also put a bell on it.<br />
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These boys. They have No. Idea. who they are dealing with. Mwah ha haUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-77814125504270425672018-10-17T07:44:00.000-04:002018-10-17T07:44:52.892-04:00New school year *Now with Pre-Teens*The new school year has started off with a roar. Mostly the roar is me yelling at the kids to do their homework. Both boys (5th and 6th grade-- that's right! Middle school!) have decided that homework and in Hamslice's case classwork too is "not their thing" and they just lie about it and don't do it.<br />
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Grades, of course, are posted online, so I nagged a little bit but mostly waited until grades were posted. And of course each boy was FAILING at LEAST ONE CLASS because they weren't doing their work. I got to say "I told you so" but to what end?<br />
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Little Ham was embarrassed and knuckled down to complete all his work and bring his grades back up. Hamslice is going down the road of total defiance and refusal to cooperate with anyone or anything.<br />
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I'm not sure if Hamslice is caught up in the 'middle school angst' or if there is a larger issue. We are bringing him in for an eye exam and also having him take SCAT tests to see if there are learning gaps to address. I mean... he is SO DEFIANT. I've seen a bad attitude from him before but this really takes the cake.<br />
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He's also struggling with our anti-technology stance (I know guys, the irony is obvious) and he is very resentful that we haven't given him a smart phone and that we don't allow video games at all anymore. But I can't help feeling that turning him over to technology to socialize and stimulate him is a huge mistake. What do game developers have to teach him about caring for others? About building character and developing a sense of humor? About learning responsibility?<br />
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I mean... once these traits are well developed in him, maybe he can get back to gaming but not as a substitute for growing up.<br />
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Hamslice, maybe someday you'll read this and finally understand why your Mom is such a jerk<br />
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Until then....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-50808891401918555632018-06-11T13:56:00.002-04:002018-06-11T13:58:00.788-04:00End of School Year Wrap UpThis is the last week of school -- Hamslice transitions to middle school after this week, and Little Ham will move up to 5th grade. Only one more year of elementary school left for this family, after what has seemed like a full lifetime of Parent Loop and endless in-class volunteering.<br />
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Little Ham ends the year with all A's and B's, because he is a cooperative soul at school, with a real desire to please and complete and total aversion to any form of hard work. He is smart enough to sail by without putting in any real effort, which is reflected quite well in the grades.<br />
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Hamslice, though, is like an asteroid trying to enter the Earth's atmosphere, even still. His grades throughout the semester see saw between A's and F's, not due to Hamslice's lack of ability -- instead it is based on his willingness to take tests. I am looking at his grades right now and see three entire tests in math that he just refused to take, so the score is Zero. Mind you, he is in the most advanced math, language arts and other classes, and I see the same pattern throughout. He won't test. He just thinks it's stupid.<br />
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In one of our meetings with the elementary school administration, the vice principal muttered under his breath, "That kid doesn't even need to be here." Hamslice is playing a whole different game than the other students. Probably a different game than you and me as well.<br />
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That's all great, but I wonder how much his separate, non parallel existence will interfere with the things he thinks he really wants out of life.<br />
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Let's see what middle school has to offer...<br />
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28600104.post-27037612117799543712018-03-21T10:00:00.004-04:002018-03-21T10:00:33.212-04:00ResourcefulnessSo about 3 weeks ago, my boys were in the back seat of the van, fighting over a stuffed animal and they tore the tail off. I put the toy in the trash as punishment. "If you can't play nice..." you know the drill.<br />
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Fast forward to today when I saw Little Ham playing with that same toy, beautifully repaired. <br />
Apparently he took the broken toy out of the trash and then to school, where
he told his best girl friend how mean I am. SHE took it home to her
mom, who repaired the toy for my son. I don't know this other mom.<br />
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