Lately Hamslice has been fighting his nap routine quite a bit. Evidently when he is at home he thinks it's a napless wonderland of cuddling with Mommy. Mommy, of course needs a little break in the afternoons.
Today I put him down for a nap at 12:30. At 1:15 he was still screaming his fool head off and throwing things at the door. When I went in to check on him, I saw a wonderland of destruction:
First step inside the door, I crunch down on his shattered night light. OW.
Second step in the door, I am surprised to see him completely naked.
Third step in the door, I am overwhelmed by the smell of poopy.
Fourth step in the door, I step into the poopy from step 3.
I must admit that I lost my cool a little bit after step 4. We cleaned up and put on a new diaper, I changed my socks, and put him down. Wouldn't you know it, he was snoring in three minutes.
Hmmm. Let's have TWO kids. Yowza.
2 comments:
Hee. At least the twos are shorter than, um, adolescence, right? My niece is 2 1/2 and my dad keeps saying she "was a real pill" on their recent visits. 'Course, my brother and his wife DID have another child a year ago, so she's a bit resentful, ha, which isn't helping matters.
Anyhow, luckily it'll all pass. And that naptime comes pretty quickly. Happy Thanksgiving!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After he fell asleep, did you mix yourself a stiff drink? You totally deserved it, I don't care what time of day it was.
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