Today I realized that it is only five weeks and five days until my due date. Hot holy damn, am I ready.
Five weeks and five days from now I'll be able to lie down without getting heartburn, and I'll be able to roll over without a six pound lump rotating in the opposite direction in my gut, kicking my bladder in protest.
Plus, of course, I get to meet this kid who has been on my mind so much these last several months. That will be interesting too...
But I have to say that really, it's a tie between meeting him and not having heartburn anymore.
Where are my Rolaids?